Mosquito nets and two-weeks' notice

I bought a mosquito net the other day, and permethrin to insect-proof my insect net. What's that all about? Malaria pills are on their way. I've been researching Dengue Fever and machete-bearing rebels. All my friends ask, "And you really want to go?" Of course. I haven't officially given my two-weeks' notice, but they know I'm going, and have already found my replacement. It's hard not to check out already. I answer the phone at work and tell the caller that of course we'll get his bathroom cleaned, right away sir, and imagine myself getting up late, writing all day, and then doing yoga on the beach in the sunset.